The pregnancy road trip

I have decided that pregnancy is not that dissimilar to a road trip with a toddler.

1 minute, all is good...the next?

-You have to pee

-You need a snack

-Not that snack, a different one

-Where are the Tums

-I'm hot

-I'm cold

-My foot has a cramp

-are we there yet?

-Can we get there already?

-You can go from being happy to hysterical in seconds

-Your body feels weird and you just need to stretch or wiggle or something

You're eventually too excited or uncomfortable or both to get any sleep, which just makes you cranky and mad.

I mean, really, the two are not that far off from each other. I get it kid, I do.